1. His room looks like your city just suffered a massive earthquake.
2. Nobody cares if he goes to a birthday party wearing a dirty shirt and sweatpants.
3. Whatever his friends are listening to / watching / reading / wearing / eating must be immediately listened to / watched / read / worn / eaten by him.
5. He will be scarred for life if you approach him while he is socializing with his friends.
6. The younger sibling(s) is ruining his life and must be sent to a foster home.
7. Homework is done at the last possible moment, preferably 10 minutes before he leaves for school on a day it's due.
8. He would rather have a spider crawling down his skin than accept a sign of affection from you.
9. If a suggestion, solution, or advice is coming from you, it must be so lame it's embarrassing to even listen.
10. You do not and cannot possibly understand what his generation is going through because obviously you have never been a teen, or most likely you are simply too dumb.
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